Zombie Rider

Zombies are real, get over it! Let me start with a little background for you unobservant bunch of media sheep. This is all real and if you care to look around, you will see that all that I am saying is true. I belong to an elite force of zombie hunters that are called on every day to keep you all from becoming nothing more than a snack for the zombie threat. You see us every day all over the world. But for the most part we go unnoticed by the general population because people have been trained not to believe what they see, just what they are told by the government and the media. We are bikers and for a lesser part truck drivers, and oh yes we have a few business people and college students are among our ranks. Did you ever notice that when bikers pass each other they will put out a hand to the passing biker? Yea, I didn’t think so. This is our way of finding other riders and the number of fingers is the days score. Did you see the patches on their vest? We call them colors and not only do they say to which club they belong but their favorite method of despelsing of the undead.

 

If you ask anyone if this is true they will of course deny it as will I most of the time. Keep your eyes open to see the truth that is all around us or keep on the blinders that you wear, you will sleep better. The choice is yours.

 

More to come as time permits.

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Don’t hate me for sun glasses in the house, you can find lots of other reasons!

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Wisdom in the face of adversity

Our family was having dinner when the power went out leaving us in the dimly lit house, wondering what was going on. The boys where distraught to think that we had NO power to run their games and the TV. I, being more practical pointed out that we had no heat, light, or water.

“No water?” exclaimed my youngest boy. “How are we going to flush the toilets?”

My oldest boy said that it was going to be okay, we can just GO in the back yard.

I had to smile, and ask the boys if they thought that Dad didn’t have a plan for just such an occasion, already having stashed away 5 gallons of water.

My older son looked at me with the most distraught look and said “Dad, NEVER pass on the chance to GO in the back yard!”

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IMPORTANCE OF GOOD CLOTHING.

IMPORTANCE OF GOOD CLOTHING.

First impressions are apt to be permanent; it is therefore of importance that they should be favourable. The dress of an individual is that circumstance from which you first form your opinion of him. It is even more prominent than manner, It is indeed the only thing which is remarked in a casual encounter, or during the first interview. It, therefore, should be the first care.

What style is to our thoughts, dress is to our persons. It may supply the place of more solid qualities, and without it the most solid are of little avail. Numbers have owed their elevation to their attention to the toilet. Place, fortune, marriage have all been lost by neglecting it.

Your dress should always be consistent with your age and your natural exterior. That which looks outr, on one man, will be agreeable on another. As success in this respect depends almost entirely upon particular circumstances and personal peculiarities, it is impossible to give general directions of much importance. We can only point out the field for study and research; it belongs to each one’s own genius and industry to deduce the results. However ugly you may be, rest assured that there is some style of habiliment which will make you passable.

If, for example, you have a stain upon your cheek which rivals in brilliancy the best Chateau-Margout; or, are afflicted with a nose whose lustre dims the ruby, you may employ such hues of dress, that the eye, instead of being shocked by the strangeness of the defect, will be charmed by the graceful harmony of the colours. Every one cannot indeed be an Adonis, but it is his own fault if he is an Esop.

Almost every defect of face may be concealed by a judicious use and arrangement of hair. Take care, however, that your hair be not of one colour and your whiskers of another; and let your wig be large enough to cover the whole of your red or white hair. It is evident, therefore, that though a man may be ugly, there is no necessity for his being shocking.

* Just a note:
I did not write this, but it has some good points that I thought where worth passing on.

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Amount Won: $2,500,000.00

I just love the internet lottery! Look I’m rich….. NOT!!!

Ref No: RGM/1313-101
Batch Number: NL 80 OS 94144448
Amount Won: $2,500,000.00
 
Dear Internet User
 
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Internet Promotional Draws. This is a reward program for the patronage of internet services and all email addresses entered for this promotional draws were randomly selected from an internet resource database of of registered software and domain users.

Your email address was selected in the Category “A” with Reference Number RGM/1313-101, and this qualifies you to be the recipient of the grand prize award sum of $2,500,000 (Two million, five hundred thousand dollars). The payout of this cash prize to you will be subject to the final validations and satisfactory report that you are the bonafide owner of the winning email address.

In line with the governing rules of claim, you are required to establish contact with your designated claims agent via email or telephone with the particulars below:
 
Name: Mr. XXXX XXXXXX

Phone: +31 61 671 XXXX
Email: Ripyougood @live.crap
 
 
You are advised to call the Claims agent for confirmation or provide the following information for processing the payment of your cash award.
 
DATA PROFILE
Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:
Winning Reference Number:
 
Failure to complete the claims of your cash prize after 14 days of this notice will result in the revision of award. Hence, you should commence your claims process immediately, by contacting the claims agent (Mr. XXXX XXXXXX) who would be guiding you through the Claims process.
 
Congratulations on your Winning Prize and we look forward to completing your payout soon.
 
Yours Faithfully,
Miss YYYYY YYYYYY
Promotions Co-ordinator

 

I changed the names to protect the … they dont need any more press than they have.

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Effects of Dehydration

Effects of Dehydration ( think thats it)

 

The effects of dehydration on my ability to form a coherent thought can be devastating. For thous that frequent my blog have noticed that the quality of my writing has diminished in the past few mounts. The reason may be linked to simple water loss or lack of sleep. So lets take a moment to address these two factors.

 

Dehydration: A few of the symptoms of mild dehydration are loss of the ability to do simple math or communicate clearly

 

Lack of sleep: Same as above with a bit of disorientation to boot.

 

Well that just sucks! I get it from both items and that just cant be good. For my friends that don’t know I do most of my writing in the morning from the parking lot at work, if you can call it a parking lot. I will admit that I do like what I do when I have the chance to do it but most of my work day is filled with things that I could live without. I guess that you have to take the bad with the good in any situation.

 

All I am really asking is that you just bare with me for a while, this working a regular day job is something I haven’t done in a while.

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New Tricks

The CL spamers have a new trick, well its new to me. They send you a email that looks harmless enough and than BAM if you reply to it they hit you with tons of Spam.

 

Let me start from the beginning so as not to look like a spamers myself. I was selling some stuff on CL with a link to my other website, for no other reason than I am notoriously lazy when it comes to posting things, so I post one thing and people look at my other stuff too. Well I have a contact page with email, phone, etc but thats not how they are getting me. They send me an email about what I am advertising that looks like a ligament inquiry and when I replied by the next morning I had five emails from other email address of just junk.

 

You may think that I would know better but I trust that most people will do whats right. Well thats where I went wrong, as we all know that spamers are not big on doing whats right or proper if they did they wouldn’t be spamers.

 

Can this plague on the Internet ever be stopped or are they just a blight that must be endured for as long as the net holds together? The way I see it is that it will only stop when it proves to no longer be profitable. Keep that in mind when you actually read some of them thinking that what ever they are selling looks good!

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Motorcyclist Cheated By Gas Stations

While fueling my Harley at my favorite gas station it occurred to me that I was being cheated. Just take a minute to look at things form a logical view point. If you are getting only 2.5 gallons of gas, I run premium, it is logical to wonder how much of it is really premium. The person before me was purchasing regular so the lines where full of that when I rolled up. So if I get super the first gallon is most likely regular grade. My conclusion is the I just paid super price for regular gas. What a rip off, I have been cheated by how ever much gas was in the lines when I made my purchase.

The amount of cyclist cheated every year is staggering! I can only speak for myself but I would love to have $ .10 of the first gallon of gas form EVERY motorcycle on the road today, I can say that work would be missing me. Just think of it .10 for each scoot running on each day all year long.

Just think of it!

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What I Learned About Business

 I started in business in better times and this is my first real bout with this economy. All the rule have changed and I will admit that I have been a slow learner, but I am learning. Not so many years ago some of us in the same industry worked together, to some extent, to deal with all the problems running a business brings. Everything from inventory issues, to shipping. Now all the rule have changed to the point where it is truly cutthroat and you don’t dare show any sign of weakness or your “friend” will put a knife in your back and then push you off the cliff. I now keep my supplier, distributors, and customers very quiet. When I would normally ask for help, now I am alone and I just don’t understand why things have to be that way.

 

I had a great idea for a product usage in an untapped market. Well, I let it slip what I was thinking and now I am being squeezed out of that market. That really hurts to have someone you trust do that to you! Is this really where things are going for the human race? You see, I don’t see this as a business short coming but rather as the human race falling short of its true potential. When we all work together just think about all the great things that have been accomplished. It has been said that no man is an island, but that is the way we are heading.

 

This is a sad day my friends when I am forced to admit that we, the human race, it failing due to our inability to work together for the common good. As my wife has pointed out to me, business has always been that way. And that one persons idea, quickly becomes many peoples idea. I guess that is why there is a patent office, although it doesn’t apply to this case.

 

Note: I know this sounds like a sour grapes scenario, but I believe if we’re all going to make it out to see the other end, working together is the best solution.

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