Power Ball

Power Ball

Did you ever notice that if you get two nickels at the same time something will happen to take away every penny? Lately I have been losing cash faster than I can make it. No mater how many jobs I can squeeze in I just can’t make money fast enough to stop the loss.

Power Ball

Here is my plan to heal my financial illness. Just stop trying to get ahead the more I make the more things brake, need repaired, or just weir out and need to be replaced.

Power Ball

I will keep you posted on my progress! Well OK then, that didn’t work! (That’s my progress)

Win the Power Ball Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

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Live From The Field

I hate the rain, but look what it can do.

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Stupid Pet Tricks

I was having a discussion with a fellow of about the same age as I about the current cold that was going around when a young buck piped in with a cure all that he had discovered, yes it is over the counter and readily available. He claimed that it worked so well that he used it for food poisoning and within a day he was cured. Now I am as a general rule a skeptic where it comes to any word from the mouth of someone that I am twice there age, but I listened to his clams and tried not to belittle his clams. With out saying the product name, I am sure that it is a fine product if used as directed for what it was intended. I held my breath for as long as I could before I told him that cold medicine would have little to no effect on food poisoning, by this time the gentleman that I was originally talking to had shook his head,smiled and politely walked off. Now I was left alone to explain to a brick wall what food poisoning was, no he never did get it.

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Live From The Field

Grrrr

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End of The World Update:

End of The World Update:

Due to an otherwise unnoticed error, the end of the world did NOT happen. I have been informed that when the math was originally done, on one of the computer monitors there was a speck of dirt that appeared to be a decimal point, distorting the entire equation. To add to the problem, the End of the World “Rapture Team” was using an incorrectly translated version of the bible. The version that they were using was translated from Hebrew to Latin and then to Irish and yet again to Polish and finally English. You can see how the manage of error can be increased each time. I have obtained information that the “Rapture Team” has gone missing at 6:00 this morning and more details will be reported as they become available. On a side note the 6:00 am flight to the Caribbean was on schedule and departed on time for the first time in five years.

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HOT and Sexy

HOT and Sexy

I am free once aging you just can’t keep a good man down, or me in this case. For a while now I have been ether ill or distracted in any event I was unable to keep up with my work, now I am back and just a bit hot under the collar.

I see no point in going into politics dew to the fact that politicians are the largest group of lying bastards to ever walk the planet, for the most part. I feel that they are so removed from the rest of us that they have no comprehension of the struggles of the common man. There grasp of reality is pushed so much to one side or the other that they are of no use to us. Keeping this in mind I just have to ask “ why do we keep electing those pompous asses”.

My views on current pop culture events is well known, its just a bunch of crap for the most part so I will not get into that ether. The biggest news there is what is your sexual preference or what are your religious views? Give me a brake, who really cares and if you do why? Most of the “news” you hear is no more than bull shit that has been spat out to feed the masses what “they” think you want to know. I personally cant give a dam any less what others do in the privacy of their own lives, as long as it will never effect me , or my life.

Give me a bit of time to get caught up with what has been going on and I would be happy to rip your eyes out with MY slanted views!

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TIPS FOR THE SAFETY OF KIDS

TIPS FOR THE SAFETY OF KIDS

What we should do?
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1, Always keep the baby neat and clean.

2, Cut the nails properly with utmost care.

3, Wet nappy should be removed and parts should be cleaned with soap.

4, Take care of the genitals because fungal infection is common in that area. Parts should be kept dry.

5,Care of the scalp is very important.Fungal infections, dermatitis ect can be prevented by proper cleaning.

6,Tight dress can cause irritation, hence dress should be loose and should allow entry of air.

7,Room should have sufficient light and ventilation.It should be free from dust and insects.

8,Seperate bed preferably water proof is needed for kids .It should be arranged near mother’s bed.

9, Always keep some music making toys near the baby.

10, While carrying the baby support the head with hand.Since the neck muscles are weak sudden fall of head can be dangerous.

11, Mothers milk is the best nutrition for the baby,it also gives emotional attachment.Breast milk should be given as per the babies need preferably in mother sitting position.Proper cleaning of nipple is also necessary.Mother should take good nutritious diet throughout lactating period.

12, If there is some contraindication for breast feeding cows milk can be given.Feeding bottle should be cleaned with warm water and should be kept dry till next use.

13, Cows milk should be boiled and cooled.Some diseases like bovine tuberculosis,brucellosis ect spread through raw milk.

14, Some children are allergic to some substances like food,milk,dress,cosmetics ect.. Try to find out the material causing allergy and avoid such things.

15, Mosquito nets should be used regularly.Diseases like malaria,dengue ,filariasis,yellow fever and ect spread through mosquito bites. Mosquito bite can also produce skin eruptions with some allergic reactions.It also disturbes sound sleep.

16, A calm atmosphere should be maintained for a good sleep.Compared to adults infants need more sleep.It is said that growth hormone secretion is activated during sleep.

17, Growth developement,behavioral developement,motor developement,personal social developement,language developement ect should be noted down in relation to age. However parents need not be over anxious because slight variations are seen from individual to individual.

18,Assessment of growth by measuring height and weight is necessary.

19, In the early months of life infant may defecate after every feed.Proper toilet training should be given when the infant grows.The infant can be placed on the toilet seat by the age of ten months.

20, The toilet seat (potty seat) should be cleaned with antiseptic liquid before and after use.It should not be shared by other children.

21, If the baby shows some signs of distress like excessive crying,convulsions,fever with rigor,stiffness of neck,frequent vomiting and diarrhoea,bluish discolouration of the body,difficult breathing with grunting, ect pay attention and consult your doctor.

22,A first aid box should be kept in the room ,which should contain sterile cotton,dressing materials,antiseptic lotion and ointment and forceps.Seperate book should be maintained to note down the phone numbers of doctors, ambulance,police ect.

23,Child’s medicines should be kept in seperate box.Information regarding dose and mode of administration should be written in a paper and affixed on the box.

24, while driving keep the baby in seperate seat belt.

25, When you are going out with the baby keep an identity card with your phone number and address inside his small pocket.

26, When the infant starts walking always accompany him to prevent a fall and injuries thereby.

27, In emergencies take the first aid measures and take the victim to nearby hospital.

Choking :–The baby may swallow some solid objects and cause obstruction. Immediately make the baby to lie on the abdomen in head low position and press the abdomen backwards and towards the chest. Stroking the upper back is also useful. If no result call a trained person to take the material with the help of forceps.

Accidental poisoning:– Try to takeout the poisonous subatance and induce vomiting (except kerosine & acids). Wash the body with water to reduce absorption through skin.Identify the pioson and take the victim to the hospital.

Burns:–First of all remove the source of heat and put clean cold water.Burned cloaths should not be removed immediately. Cover the wound with sterile cotton and take to nearby hospital.

Wounds :–Clean the wound with clean water and stop the bleeding by compressing,raising the wound above the level of heart or use a tourniquet to compress blood vessels. Then dress the wound with sterile cotton and bandage and consult a doctor.

Drowning in bath tub:–Take the baby immediately and keep in head low position ,press the abdomen gentely or give a mouth to mouth sucking till the air way is clear. Give mouth to mouth breathing and cardiac massage and take the victim to the hospital.

Electric shock:–Stop the source of current. Then observe the victim,if no breathing give mouth to mouth breath along with cardiac massage and take to the hospital.

28, And the last but not the least, give your child maximum care, love and support to make him healthy and happy for ever.

What we should not do?
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1, Never shake the baby, it can cause damage to the brain.

2,Don’t keep any small articles near the baby .

3,Sharp pointed articles like pen, pencil, ect should not be given to kids.

4,Avoid entry of water in to the ear while giving a bath.

5,Food should not be given forcibly when the baby is crying or coughing continuously.

6,Should not overfeed the baby.

7,Articles like mosquito repellents ,moth balls,ink,gum,medicines,ect should be kept away.

8,Avoid tight cloathings.

9,Should not be placed near the edge of the bed.

10,Should not give the baby to strangers and avoid close contact with others.

11,All electrical instruments should be kept away,and bed should not be arranged near electrical sockets and wires.

12,Kitchen is a dangerous place for children.Don’t keep them alone in the kitchen.

13,Water level in the bath tub should be minimum and don’t go for any other works(to attent phone call or calling bell ect) when the baby is in the tub.

14,Avoid smoking inside the house.

15,Should not allow pet animals to be in very close contact with the kids.(anti rabies injections should be given to pets and cut their nails properly)

16,When the child starts walking should not be kept alone on the upstairs and should not allow them to climb the steps.

17,Strong light should be avoided in the room.

18,When you are travelling don’t give the food articles given by co passengers.

19,Baby should not be allowed to crawl on the soil.

20,If you are sick or someone else is sick be away from the kids.

21,Dont take the baby to hospital wards,crowded market places and polluted dusty areas.

22,Table lamp should not be kept near the kids,this will attract insects at night and cause problems.

23,Others medicine should not be given to the children.

24,Medicine which has crossed the expiery date should not be used.

HAY I didn’t write it ,it’s just good stuff

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Rachel Steele Videos

Rachel Steele Videos

From Rachel Steele Videos to Kendra exposed stream the porn key words are just outrages. How do I know? Well my rock hard clock blog , just seeing if you where paying attention, is hit by a mass of porn seeking video loving people every day. Hot sex and incestos is not what I have here. Of cours you may find it other places, hint hint.

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Video

I have seen lots of movies in the theater and on video but my favorite way to watch a movie is on video from the privacy of my own home. That should come to no surprise to most because well lets face it the theater posses does get a bit on the annoying side, with the noise and over priced snacks, I have thought about starting a video reviewing page on my website but opinions are like asshol*s every one has one and for the most part they all stink. So just a few words about what I think it take to make a great movie.

Plot: Can you see where the movie is going and still remember where its been? Just take a second to think about it and you will know what I mean.

Sub Plot: After the movie is over I If you can see what is going on during the show than it was NOT well placed.

Story Line: my hard and fast rule “ Is it good story telling?” If the story wasn’t relayed in a manner that was relateable than what is the point in hearing it in the first place.

Cinematography : Often over looked but when its poorly done you can tell within 30 seconds if the movie is good or crap. Jumping around from different views is not clever its just anoying.

Acting: Ok I will admit it one or two bad actors wont spoil a film for me but the entire cast is a bit much. All to often I come across a film that could have been great but the casting people should have been shot on sight for their pore casting of unbelievable characters.

Special Effects: I just have to say some thing abut this! I you remove all the special effects and the movie stinks on ice than it wasn’t much of a movie to start with! On the other hand if you tell that something is missing but arenot sure what it is than that is effects at its highest form. They should complement the file not become the film.

As you can see I will not be reviewing movies here at any time in the near future.

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Selena Gomez Fake Nude

Well that sounds like soft core porn if I have ever heard it!
When I see fake nude in the same sentence I just cant help but to think about porn that is just a let down, most has no story and bad acting so it wont hold my attention anyway. Yes, I know that the free videos are floating around the Internet with no registration required and I just don’t care. If you want to see something get a load of this from free futanaria videos to Rachel Steele videos.

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