I just love the internet lottery! Look I’m rich….. NOT!!!

Ref No: RGM/1313-101
Batch Number: NL 80 OS 94144448
Amount Won: $2,500,000.00
 
Dear Internet User
 
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Internet Promotional Draws. This is a reward program for the patronage of internet services and all email addresses entered for this promotional draws were randomly selected from an internet resource database of of registered software and domain users.

Your email address was selected in the Category “A” with Reference Number RGM/1313-101, and this qualifies you to be the recipient of the grand prize award sum of $2,500,000 (Two million, five hundred thousand dollars). The payout of this cash prize to you will be subject to the final validations and satisfactory report that you are the bonafide owner of the winning email address.

In line with the governing rules of claim, you are required to establish contact with your designated claims agent via email or telephone with the particulars below:
 
Name: Mr. XXXX XXXXXX

Phone: +31 61 671 XXXX
Email: Ripyougood @live.crap
 
 
You are advised to call the Claims agent for confirmation or provide the following information for processing the payment of your cash award.
 
DATA PROFILE
Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:
Winning Reference Number:
 
Failure to complete the claims of your cash prize after 14 days of this notice will result in the revision of award. Hence, you should commence your claims process immediately, by contacting the claims agent (Mr. XXXX XXXXXX) who would be guiding you through the Claims process.
 
Congratulations on your Winning Prize and we look forward to completing your payout soon.
 
Yours Faithfully,
Miss YYYYY YYYYYY
Promotions Co-ordinator

I changed the names to protect the … they dont need any more press than they have.

Effects of Dehydration ( think thats it)

The effects of dehydration on my ability to form a coherent thought can be devastating. For thous that frequent my blog have noticed that the quality of my writing has diminished in the past few mounts. The reason may be linked to simple water loss or lack of sleep. So lets take a moment to address these two factors.

Dehydration: A few of the symptoms of mild dehydration are loss of the ability to do simple math or communicate clearly

Lack of sleep: Same as above with a bit of disorientation to boot.

Well that just sucks! I get it from both items and that just cant be good. For my friends that don’t know I do most of my writing in the morning from the parking lot at work, if you can call it a parking lot. I will admit that I do like what I do when I have the chance to do it but most of my work day is filled with things that I could live without. I guess that you have to take the bad with the good in any situation.

All I am really asking is that you just bare with me for a while, this working a regular day job is something I haven’t done in a while.